methamphetamine

a drug used by people, referred to as tweakers, that is smoked, injected, snorted, or keystered to bring them to a state of euphoria

i wonder how much methamphetamine i could buy if a pawned this sacred family heirloom that has been passed on from generation to generation

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dichotomy

what you need after having unprotected sex with an extremely slutty girl

<man 1> so what did he say bro?
<man 2> the dr. said i need a dichotomy

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taco flavored kisses

kisses that have the distinctive flavor of taco's in them.

fulfill all your weeshes with my taco flavored keeses,,, taco taco,,,,, burrito burrito,,, taco taco

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off the heezy

an event, occurance, place, or thing that is said to be, or have been, of great enjoyment

that club last night was off the heezy

that bitches face was buckled, but the pussy was off the heezy

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stfukthnxbye

shut the fuck up k? thanks bye

<HaDeZ> wassup guys how are you today
<MiGGiE> stfukthnxbye
***HaDeZ has left the room***

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Keester

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity

richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out

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hershey highway

a term keyed by the ladies man to describe his favorite past time. doing it in da butt.

uhh yeah, i believe the scientific name is the hershey highway

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