trashsexual

people who are attracted to shitheads.

guy: you’re a fucking idiot.
trashsexual: you’re so fucking hot right now.

the black hood

a super cool guy who was just trying to cleanse riverdale of sinners.

a really cool dude: hey, did you hear about that hero, the black hood? I love that guy.

6👍 4👎

asianness

a word to describe those who are of asian descent.

I admire your asianness, Caden.

deliveryn’t

loss.

deliveryn’t:

person: is this loss?
me: yeah, dumbass.

2👍 2👎

breakdancing

a coping mechanism, and sign of affection.

dad: *gently breakdancing towards son* what’s wrong, my son?