23

slang for Dr. Pepper soda, which causes hilarity, tickling sensation in the throat, and defeat on Jeopardy

HOST:"The spidermonkey is indigenous to...."
CONTESTANT: "23!"
(BUZZ)
"Yes yes yes!"

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blockblister

this means pretty much the worst movie you've ever seen.

I can't believe I paid money to see that blockblister!

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Bootypocalypse

usually at a high school football game or other public event evolving teen aged girls and fall weather. Involves a large group of the teen aged female population wearing skinny jeans, leggings, yoga pants, or other types of very tight pants that show a defined booty. Usually they are also wearing hooded sweatshirts.

there is also a 2% margin for error in this, the girls wearing sweatpants.

guy 1: hey dude were you at the football game last night?
guy 2: yeah dude there was such a bootypocalypse, i almost overdosed on booty
guy 1: dude i know, did you see girl 1
guy 2: Yeah man those leggings gripped her booty deliciously.

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buy a vowel

This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate

PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"

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gallon

slang for gasoline, it goes low gallon(regular)first, then high gallon(plus) then super high gallon(premium). for diesel, we use "the german gallon"

you pull up to a full-service station, and the guy asks,"would you like the high gallon or the low gallon?

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