candygasm

an orgasm you have when eating haribo candy

these gummy bears keep giving me candygasms!!

her eggs her problem

her eggs her problem is what you say when there’s nothing you can do about a situation.

You: Man I really wish I wouldn’t have missed the bus this morning.
Me: Oh well, her eggs her problem I guess.

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Offspring Paradox

Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox.

Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.