Head Bangers Cramp

Head Bangers Cramp or HBC is used to define the cramp, stiffness and overall pain felt in the neck and upper back after a gig.

Person 1:"Why did John have to bend over to avaid that flag?"

Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."

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Shark

(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.

Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."

Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"

Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"

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Festival of Stooges

A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.

1. The Liberal party of Australia

2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."

Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.

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Shitfag

A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.

Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."

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Vietnametal

Vietnametal (Pronounced Vietna-metal) is the word used to describe Vietnamese Metal music/bands. Most un-hardcore, many of their songs are simply power ballads. This music cannot be enjoyed by any species except Poison fans, as they are too far gone to realize what the fuck is going on.

Matt: "Hey steve, check out the sweet new music ive gotten hold of, it's Vietnametal."

*Steve throws earphone away in disgust*

Steve: "That is crap, its worse than poison. It's just Asian power ballads!"

*Matt's insides finally begin to melt after continued exposure to Poison.

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Oprasm

A singing orgasm as seen in Young Frankenstein. Usually caused by intercourse with a well hung male. Operatic singing ensues.

Person 1: "How was your date with Johnny last night?"

Person 2: "My god it was great, had a total Oprasm. I was so wound up I sounded like Pavarotti."

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Black

1. A colour.

2. One of the best bullet wasting simulators of all time available on PS2 and Xbox.

1. "I see a red door and I want it painted black"

-Mick Jagger on the colour Black.

2. Person 1: "Dude I totally owned those kazaks on Black last night, had the Magnum and unlimited ammo, bit of Clint Eastwood style ownage."

Person 2: "NIIIIIIIICCCCCE"

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