december 1

give a girl ur fat juicy cock because she desperately needs it day

it’s december 1 now i get my uncles fat juicy scrumptious cock

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Big Dick

You don't have this

John: I have a big dick
Sara: shut the fuck up you stupid ass motherfucking bitch you're a slut with a shrimp ass dick
Sara: I have the biggest dick though

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elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you

Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*

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december 12

National give your crush your hoodie day

Lisa: hey david! do you want my hoodie? it’s december 12!
David: yeah sure!