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Spanket

The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.

Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

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Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

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New Level of Stupid

When someone sinks to a whole new level of stupid you didn't know existed.

Dude, my brother thought his two cats wouldn't breed because they are brother and sister. Now he has 8 kittens.

Well, that's a whole new level of stupid.

by tonowoo January 10, 2015