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A shaving of ones chest men in most cases the razor passing over the nipple and haveing the nipple disapear,bleed,end up stuck to razor blade ,most cases only one nipple is removed because pain is just to much to withstand.except in a few documented cases the other nipple has been removed to even things out.
The other day I was shaveing my chest for the bodybuilding compitition and did a shavipple 2 because the single didnt look right. And i won!
9π 4π
Man 1-Wow look at her man is she A Skinny person or what?
Man2-Dude she is so skinny she could walk thru a harp!
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This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!
aka - wedgey
boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.
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When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .
Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!
Man- Well answer the damn thing!
Woman-I have to freshin up first!
Man- Why?
Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!
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When a male species tends to act like a female species after being frightened and or scared.
The other day we were at a party and I lit a firecracker behind steve and he Bitched Out like a sissy girl ,it was funny as hell
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A very attractive Asian woman that looks very sexy
Hey check out that Slanted Eyed Slinky over there .
Yeah she is hot !
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1-a bra,
tom-Hey that woman over there is not wearing a tittysatchel!
matt-Yeah I see that the headlights are beaming!
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