taiwanese whitewash

the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.

if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.

if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.

i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?

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James Van Der Beek

my nigga!

"Ohh yeah, Dawson's Creek...James Van Der Beek, my nigga!

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