pool cleaner

Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.

From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."

Foster so wishes he was a pool cleaner - just look at his porn moustache and mullet.

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Little Red Book

1. Colloquial English name for Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong - a book of quotations taken from Mao's speeches and publications. It is the most-printed book written in the 20th century, and was required study material for all Chinese residents during the Cultural Revolution.

2. A Chinese boner.

1. The English translation of the Little Red Book loses Mao's eloquent use of simile found in the original Chinese.

2. Is that a Little Red Book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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hairy chick

1. A girl who doesn't shave, wax or otherwise depilate her legs, armpits and/or pubic region. Possible reasons include laziness, sensitive skin, a belief that it's more natural, or a partner who likes it that way.

2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.

1. Man, I was at the nudist beach and I saw some hippie with full armpit hair and a wild bush. Hairy chicks are such a turnoff!

2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.

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witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).

1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"

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Uncle Moey

1. One's penis
2. Fellatio (oral sex performed on a man)

1. What happened with you and Julia? Did she get scared off when you showed her Uncle Moey?
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.

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snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

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fluffywuffiness

a technical term for the effect of appearing greater in size by utilising fur... or something

The hamster looks pretty big relative to the snake, even with the unhingeable jaws... could just be all that fluffywuffiness.