knob eye

The art of poking an erect penis into someones eye for a laugh and then shouting about it.

While enjoying a bit of foreplay, he thought it would be funny to knob eye his girlfriend.

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morphing dwarves

When someone goes through emotions so quickly, you don't know where you stand. eg happy, grumpy, dopey etc.

Watch out. She's morphing dwarves again.