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Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.
21π 29π
The package of "cheese" that comes with a box of kraft dinner
Lunch is almost ready, I just need to stir in the agent orange
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A hockey move, usually performed by forwards trying to play defence. The technique involves raising one leg while the opposing player takes a shot from the point, instead of doing what you are paid to do, which is to block the shot.
The end result is usually a deflection or screening the goalie, thus causing a goal.
Most Swedish and Finnish wingers are very adept at the flamingo move.
Trevor Linden has never used the flamingo move in is life
40π 22π
another name for the wonder product, duct tape
Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome
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In any sport in which the object is to hurtle yourself downhill at high speeds (eg Skiing, mountain biking etc.), a gdoink-gdoink is an athletic manoever in which the participant goes into a tumbling motion, sometimes intentional but usually unintentional. The term is derived from the sound one makes while performing this manoever.
Gdoink, gdoink, gdoink!
My skiing holiday ended when I tried the double black diamond. I made 1 turn then went into an amazing gdoink-gdoink. The cast on my leg is great for meeting chicks at the lodge, however.
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A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.
Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.
34π 8π
That single, undescribable, intangible quality that a girl with big jugs has
There was just something about that stripper I saw yesterday, she was just oozing charisma
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