wewwles

Testicles, from a mishearing of Spanish "huevos". Pronounced WEH-woolz.

Ow!!! Kicked me right in my wewwles!

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grokes

Groceries, or anything bought from a grocery store or supermarket. From the abbreviation "GROCS" which appears on receipts.

I'm going to take the SUV to pick up the grokes.

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spheres

Testicles. A slightly more sophisticated synonym than balls.

Ouch!!! My spheres!!!

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barfsome

Bad-tasting, enough to make someone want to barf.

Lima beans, peas, and potatoes au gratin are all barfsome.

roaster

A girl or woman who is hot. A play on "hottie", but a roaster is slightly hotter than the average hottie. To "roast" is to be a hottie.

Whoa, check her out---she's a real roaster!" Also as a verb: "she roasts!"

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