LOBO

Laughing On a Box Outside.

Text to random homeless person: "hey gabbi, why did the chicken cross the road?"

Gabbi: "why"

Random person: "because it had AIDS"

Gabbi: "LOBO!"

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'merica

America

Redneck/Hick version.

Fuck dem fags. We live in 'merica! land of the free. Sept for dem rag heads.

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Penisfucker

One who fucks penis

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?

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Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC)

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.

*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high

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Rap3d

To beat/destroy someone at something in such an epic manner, that the letter "e" in "rape" can no longer support the word, and as a result, the internet will implode upon itself if said letter is not replaced with the number "3".

"Bro you just got raped"

HOLY SHIT DOOD, YOU CANT USE THAT WORD!
*internt implodes
Jonny: "gosh darnit, i should've used rap3d"

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Dickfuckeroverdrive

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive

Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive

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