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Le monke

Monke: Reject humanity, embrace monke. 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🦍🦧
Crab: nah reject humanity embrace crab🦀

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March 31

the day where a random giant nuclear lizard will fight a big monke

Guy 1: Man I can’t wait for what happens on March 31!
Guy 2: Yeah, me too. I think the big monke will win!
Guy 3: but what about the fact that a robot version of the lizard will create a Batman vs Superman situatio-
Guy 1 and Guy 2: shut up, guy 3

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Super Mario Bros: The Movie

The movie where the cast is so outlandish, you wonder if John Cena will play Yoshi.

Mario: Hey Luigi, you have to see this cool Nintendo Direct. It has the cast for our new movie coming out soon!
Luigi. Ok. I’m excited to see who’s playing us!
*Watches direct*
Chris Pratt: Luigi, why do you look like Charlie Day?
Charlie Day: I don’t know Mario, why do you look like Chris Pratt?
Chris Pratt: Wait wha- WHY IS BOWSER JACK BLACK AND DONKEY KONG SETH ROGEN?
Charlie Day: Super Mario Bros: The Movie, what have you done to us!?

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When the imposter is sus111!1!1!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!😳😳😳😳

Amogus: when the imposter is sus11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!111!1!!11!!1😳😳😳😳
Person: please stop, I have been suffering ever since “amogus” got popular. It was fun. But then, things started to get a little “sus”. I ate some jellybeans and saw amogus. I watched The Simpsons and saw amogus. I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and when the Oompa Lompas sang, I thought “haha funni amogus musical.” Then, I saw my pants. “Amogus?” I said. I logged onto Twitter, and guess what I saw. Jerma smiling, with the caption “when the imposter is sus1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!😳😳😳😳”. I thought I was going crazy. I thought “is everything cake?” Nah, there’s amogus cake. Is everything Ohio? Nope, still amogus. I felt like the astronaut, with the words “ Wait, it’s all amogus?”, with the other one saying “Always has been.” I thought of Among Us drip. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!” I said. Then I looked at my fingers. They were amogus. I am amogus. MAKE IT STOP!
Amogus: that’s kinda sus 😳😳😳😳

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