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Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.
Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"
Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"
Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman
Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.
Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.
Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.
Already tried Plan B? Then you'd better have a Plan D&C!
Did you know that the 12 figure estate plan is the ESCAPE PLAN.
The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.
Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???
Where you sit in the most random location with LMGs and wait for the enemies, killing them all or most. Similar to Plan Woogabug.
"Sit here and wait."
"Why?"
"We doing Plan WreckyWecky."