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That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it
Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes
When you suck on a girl's clit while at the same time go in and out of her pussy with two fingers.
"Mmm... I slowly watched K arch her back and spread her legs while I performed The Dyson on her. My mouth sucked her clit ravenously while my index finger and middle finger went in and out of her wet pussy simultaneously causing her to quiver and grip the bedsheets."
When you suck on a girl's clit while go in and out of her pussy with two fingers like moving a dyson vacuum back and forth.
I asked her, "Are you ready fir The Dyson?" " Whats that? ", she asked.
"I slowly spread KC's thighs apart and rested my lips on top of her clit gingerly giving it a kiss. As I rubbed her pussy with my two fingers I then started to suck on her clit while I went in and out of her pussy with my wet fingers she lubricated with her pussy juice."
a person who sucks the life out of you and never loses suction.
Every time i talk to Barbara Jean i am drained, she is such a soul dyson.
The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum
She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets
The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one