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Something my step-sis gets stuck in too often
Help step-bro im stuck in the dryer!
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1. A machine used to spin clothes around and blow hot air on them until they have no water left on them.
2. Something Emppu Vuorinen of Nightwish can sometimes be found in.
3. When you are the least wet of a group.
I have to put this load of laundry in the dryer.
Did you see that hilarious picture of Emppu in the dryer?
Haha, you got hit with more water balloons than me! I'm so much dryer than you!
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The type of girl that sleeps around but can't ever seem get wet and, out of her own insecurity that she is sexually deformed, always blames it on the guy. Her serious denial forces her to intentionally never have any kind of lubricant available. Most commonly stems from some sort of deep seeded 'Daddy Issues'.
I fucked a dryer last night and now I have an Indian Burn on my dick!
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a machine that tumbles clothes while blowing hot air to dry clothes
Put the wet clothes in the dryer.
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The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...
I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!
The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby
Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.
When a dumbass poops in someone's sock and then throws it into a full clothes dryer load, causing the entire load to smell like S**T!!
All my laundry smells like poop!!! Steve must have dryer pickled my clothes!!!
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