Random
Source Code
Random
Boring, cubicle work which involves a lot of lines of code and countless hours of boring work. Requirements are a tie and mad computer skills. Best example of a software engineer: Peter from Office Space.
I am a software engineer at Microsoft.
2👍 7👎
A house in the Bath / Ensleigh region where the Shick-Monster, Twiggers & Bomber spend evenings discussing lines of code, boundaries and the way forward for software support.
I wonder what they're getting up to in the software house?
When you've got a problem with software, who ya gonna call? The software house.
1👍 3👎
Software available in source code form. Source code and other rights are that usually are reserved for copyright holders are provided under a free software licence that lets people study, improve, change and distribute the software
James Gosling: "I invented Java, one of the most prominent open source software to date! Everyone try and do stuff to it!"
Everyone: Woohooooo! Programming is a blast! We love to tinker with Java!"
10👍 2👎
A particular fetish for the kinky in the tech industry. The deletion of lines of code or destruction of computers produces a high-pitched orgasm.
Dude, you know the boss? I've heard she has a serious software destruction fetish. I've seen her touch herself while deleting important directories.
Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.
Don't worry about cleaning those beer bottles up, thats why we hire associate software engineers.
10👍 5👎
The profession of creating software
Mike wanted to get into software engineering, but is still in High School.
1👍 5👎