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Noun. A small, flaccid penis.
Suzy was disappointed to see John had a microsoft.
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Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.
See also Bill Gates; Windows
Fucking shit Microsoft programs
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A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.
And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!
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Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth
Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
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M ost
I ntelligent
C ustomers
R ealize
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S oftware
O nly
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What's Microsoft?
You know it man. Hehe
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A description of Bill Gates' genitals.
Bill Gates: "Wanna see my microsoft?"
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