A small girl taking a huge dick
That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming
Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.
The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.
Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)
...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)