When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito
"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"
taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.
Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.
A cat that is fat. Used to be named Skittles ( not sponsored) belonged to her mama Abigail. Bye sisters
Burrito why the fuck are you eating. The curtain?!?!
A Burrito is someone who has many friends like a Crustina and they like to hang around tables at school. Specifically, tables numbered four. That sounds really random but it has been scientifically proven by me.
Me: Who is that over there on table number 4
Crustina: IS THAT BURRITO
The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.
"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"
When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.
"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."
When Lady Tamara gets desperate that she will use all available orifice to engulf his penis like a Wrapped Burrito.
She's desperate for his account! A whole Wrapped Burrito!