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Here and Now

Making a decision, often a poor one, based off the information you had at the time.

After seeing your girlfriend’s lower back tattoo for the first time, she responds, “What can I say? That was my here and now.”

by Nemea September 6, 2023


Here Comes Everybody

The river runs into the sea
The sun must shine today
As my imagination is about to slip away
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's early in the morning
And I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
I'll never fall in love again
But you could change my mind
I miss you
I miss you

You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
I lost you in a lonely crowd
You wanted to be free
You wanted to be somone else
I'll always disagree
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's late at night then almost light
I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you

Don't touch me
Don't touch me
Don't touch me on Sunday
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can hear your voice calling, calling, calling
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling, falling, falling
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
Don't touch me
Don't touch me
You kissed him on Sunday

Here Comes Everybody

by Death Menace June 25, 2023


GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HERE

It signifies that someone should honestly fuck off and suck a dick.

Or tell them they pull no bitches. Up to debate.

Timmy: "GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HERE"
Jimmy: "what"

by August 27, 2023


Grandpa is here

When you want to read an Urban Dictionary definition, but you realize your Grandpa is here and need to clean it up

I was going to read the definition of vacation dick, but I realized my grandpa is here

by BillyBSevenOne July 3, 2022


It feels like a furnace in here

Your partner/significant other has been taken hostage and replaced with a shape shifter

Sorry Hughie it feels like a furnace in here

by July 20, 2024


Shrek Here

Shrek Here means that you like hoes and my mom will kill you and drink vodka over your dead body

hey is shrek here

you: shut up
me: shrek HERE

by asdfsadfsadfsdafasdfasdfsafdf June 23, 2021


katy was here

thanks for putting up w ur bestie who does the dumbest shit ever

“dude katy ur so annoying
“i know, katy was here”

by BoBo McGruder June 26, 2021