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A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.
The whole class: *Loads gun
A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.
"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "
Noun
1.A class that is way above your level.
2. A class where everything goes over your head
3. A class where words don't make sense
As in William Shakespeare's education was equal to a graduate degree education
Archiebald: Do you have any idea what's happening in Bio?
Jack: Nah man, that's a real William Shakespeare class
Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead
Gay Shakespeare goes thus: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Paris is the sun!
To be Shakespeared is to have been burned with the verbal eloquence and creativity of the late, great, William Shakespeare.
"Dude, she just Shakespeared you!"
When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from
Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.