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Shakespearing

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.

by Asty March 29, 2020

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Shakespearing

the verb that describes the act of someone, who is madly in love to the point where it becomes overly dramatic and obsessive, and they start talking like shakespeare would have

1: "Thou hast stolen my heart, you fair angel from the heavens!"
2: "woah calm down you're shakespearing

by Jmanfh November 18, 2013

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Shakespearing

Verb
tense, shakespeared, shakespearing, to shakespeare
1. To create a word

2. To make a verb from a noun.

My friend told me that I can't just make up words so I shakespeared shakespearing.

by TheAngryCelt September 7, 2014

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Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

by Thatcarguy313 December 14, 2015

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Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

by kate November 22, 2004

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Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.

Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....

by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018

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Shakespear

Common mis-spelling of William Shakespeare
See Shakespeare

You forgot the e, genius.

by Nick March 26, 2005

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