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Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.
Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
A midnight snack including cheese, crackers, jam, and olives.
(This is Kev-wan's word)
Jacob: Yo, Kev-wan, let's go get hooked up wit dat coffee jungle shit!
Kev-wan: Hell yeah, nigga, cheese please bobakanoosh!
Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.
"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."
"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
A mod for GTA SA and GTA 5 to prove how greedy Take Two Interactive and Rockstar games is.
You should not use Hot Coffee in this motherfrickin case! Well $hit.
taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"
hot coffee...
aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"
leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"
corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."
A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"