Something you think Alex said under his breath.
"It has cereal crotch on it"
When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.
"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"
"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."
crotch curtains
The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.
Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."