Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.
"Hey, is your girlfriend hot?"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"
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-the state of not being arranged in a straight line or in correct relative positions
-the lack of affiliation or alliance with other nations or groups especially politicians
They reached a state of Non-Alignment.
When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.
The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.
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The coital alignment technique (CAT). During conventional man-on-top intercourse, erections move almost horizontally. In 1988, New York sex researcher Edward Eichel urged men to shift forward and to one side so his chest covers one of her shoulders. With this change, erections move more up and down, and the pubic bone at the base of the penis makes more direct contact with the clitoris. Several studies have shown that Eichel was correct. The CAT doesnβt guarantee women orgasms during man-on-top intercourse, and itβs no substitute for gentle, extended clitoral caresses by hand, mouth, or vibrator. But the CAT significantly improves most womenβs ability to have orgasms during man-on-top intercourse
Avoid deep, thrusting, and instead try the Coital Alignment Technique," says Taylor.
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When a woman's boobs aren't aligning in her bra properly so she has to adjust them.
"This bra is fitting me weird...FRONT-END ALIGNMENT!!!"
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A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.
1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!
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Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.
Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.