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A term used by foreign, often incompetent, IT managers to describe an integration task or a task requiring cooperation between multiple employees.
"@employee_one, plz align with @employee_two to update new do_stuff() function from last merge."
"I failed my English classes but blew enough cocks to become a team leader, so I use 'align' instead of terms like 'work together', 'integrate into' or 'talk with'."
The word you use when you are in a business meeting and can't think of anything worthwhile to say.
The team really need to align our activities in order to maintain our alignment to the business's core strategies
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One's philosophical loyalties; may include religious ideals.
In RPG, the choice between good and evil; law and chaos.
Why do my chaotic evil characters always get stuck with a bunch of goody-goody lawfuls?
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The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.
Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.
Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.
Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!
Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
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An initial stage to self empowerment, to live the present with least resistance. A restoration of harmony and inner stillness within onself.
In order to nurture your soul and feel true happiness within, you need to raise your awareness for self-alignment.
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Someone who is very competent in numerous sexual acts and can make your wildest dreams come true.
Miracle Aligners are typically humble but very confident in the bedroom.
"He's a Miracle Aligner it's like he was born to blow my mind"
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Man stars align is so cool. Man when stars align releases my stars will be aligned