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Love appointed

A state of mind making you feel very satisfied and loving.

She texted him at night time so when he read it in the morning he will feel love appointed

by JnAMS May 27, 2009

33πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022


Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.

Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...

by Paul_5921 January 25, 2012

143πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Chile Appointment

When you have an appointment to have sexual intercourse with a male.

β€œI got my chile appointment tonight.”
β€œHey gurl, I’m tryna crack my back with this chile appointment tonight!”
β€œMaria really cancelled on us for a chile appointment!”

by boricuabooty January 21, 2020

30πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Nail Appointment

1. A scheduled time during which one has their fingernails polished by a professional.
2. A socially acceptable term for the act of fornication (sex). See nail.

1. Ruby has a nail appointment at the salon before prom.
2. Denise has a nail appointment at the hotel after prom.

by Bandits April 26, 2008

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Doctor's Appointment

Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.

Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"

Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"

by drfooty January 15, 2011

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

54πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž