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cock off

Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.

Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.

by Hoo Rider July 19, 2005

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Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.

Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off".

by Disgruntled airport employee March 11, 2019


Cock Off

'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons.

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'

by thetruthsayer February 18, 2020


Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.

Im going to "cock off" tommorow because im going to a car show

by Disgruntled airport employee March 11, 2019

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cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock-Off

The act of berating, swearing at, and/or accusing of lower deeds, or otherwise offending a person of higher political standing without cause.

"Don't Cock-Off to me!"

"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"

"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."

by K'Dub (w/ assistant Tommy G) November 28, 2007

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Cock on/ Cock off

defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.

I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.

by shit cocker May 6, 2020

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