laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

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laziness

An act at being lazy

''that guy is full of laziness man!''

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Lazy

Can't be bothered to get up and move 10 steps. Always asks other to do things for him.

Aidan is too lazy to do anything himself.

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Lazy

Highly motivated to do nothing but eat, and sleep.

Man i want to go to the gym today, but I'm so lazy! I think i'll take a nap instead.

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Lazy

To be lazy is to look at this definition.

Why look up the definition of lazy. Just look in the mirror.

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Lazy

The word when you literally can't do shit

Bro, your the most lazy person. You're bones are working.

lazy

A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.

I'm no fuckin' Republican; I'm lazy.

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