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A person marked by excessive consumption of everything.
"Graham, stop hobgoblinning all the peppers!!"
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Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.
Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.
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An unattractive, short, overweight female.
The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.
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An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.
You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?
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A little person (midget or dwarf) with a facial deformity who enjoys performing oral sex on male genitalia.
Bro, last night I saw some hobgoblin blowing the shit out of your dad.
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Mrs. Salvador, my 4 year high school Italian teacher...
That damn hobgoblin just kicked me! What a bitch!
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When you wrap all your fingers around a wine glass like an absolute animal.
Jared was hobgoblining some bottom shelf rosé on discord again.