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A social media app filled with cancer and shitty people. Same as TikTok but TikTok is way worse than instagram. My god bro don't even fucking visit these app they are fucking cancer as shit
Person 1: Hey I'll see you later can I get your Instagram tho?
Person 2: the fuck? who the fuck even uses instagram? what the fuck? im done lmao bye
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Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Teenage Son: Fuck no, how am I supposed to talk to my bae
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A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.
Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*
Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics
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A shit social media site filled with a lot of wannabe Martin Luther King's fighting for shit that doesn't matter.
Instagram is terrible.
Instagram takes the "look at me, look at me" and self aggrandizing portion of Facebook that everyone pretends not to do and turns it up to eleven.
Find my Instagram @iammorimportantthanyou.
A place that can make any average person look way hotter then he/she really is.
You don't need any example!
My Instagram:
_SucksToBeYou_
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A popular photo-sharing app flawlessly tailored to the explicit purpose of taking over two decades of technological progress in the realm of mobile digital photography and rendering them utterly worthless via application of appalling "filters" designed to transform the original clarity of images recorded by advanced digital sensors into the mottled likeness of expired film from the 1950's developed in coffee grounds.
"Nice photo, Josie, but you really need to clean that screen on your porch, I've never seen one that's so dirty!"
"What do you mean? I was in the middle of the backyard! But if you like the photo, you should check out my other ones on Instagram!"
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