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A Jenifer is usually mistaken for an ostrich. When seen, the ostriches can get spooked, and loose control. Often times, their wings flap, teeth grin, snout scrunches, and eyes cross. The best thing to do is not to meet their eyes, but back away slowly. Jenifer's are in the most violent mood when they are hungry. One way, to calm an ostrich is to stroke their earlobes. Jenifers can be great pets, maids, and can prove great jokes. Ostriches and Jenifer's are amazing creatures.
I saw a girl with thick brown hair and a goofy but bubbly smile. her name was Jenifer. Then she growled and I knew for sure that she was an ostrich
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The incorrect spelling of the name "Jennifer."
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Jenifer is the type of girl that’s doesn’t know how to spell slow as in the lack of speed of comprehending yet she say slowy. Slowy ain’t even a word. Don’t be dumb don’t be Jenifer
Person 1-
Do you know that girls who doesn’t know how to spell slow?
Person 2- Are you talking about Jenifer?
Person 1-Yes
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Jenifer Al kh. Is a Sweet, beautiful, smart person from the inside and outside. Brakes lots of hearts. If you're not a strong, confident , perfect guy u'll end up with a broken heart.yeah i'm talking about you
Person: bro, Jenifer just broke my heart
Friend: yeah.. It happened to a lot of us...
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A Jenifer typically eats at a fast food restaurant but if you serve her a burger with two tomatos on it instead of the one and a half she asked for she will single handedly shut the hole fucking restaurant down
Hey Cletus i was at McDonald's and this Jenifer found out that her son's happy meal had a girls toy instead of a boys toy that bitch screams for the manager and and demand's for her money back or she will file a lawsuit
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Jenifer is a girl what dose not know that slowy ain’t a word. Jenifer is kinda slow herself. She is a beautiful girl that be on some daemonic stuff yet scared to cross the street.
Person 1-Do you know that girl that’s scared to cross the streets
Person 2- Oh yea that’s Jenifer she kinda slow
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1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.
1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.
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