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Your girlfriend sucked my dick and swallowed all my kids.
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“They’re just weird innit” ~ Heidi
“Kids are weird creatures” ~ also Heidi
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Little Gifts from God, that most people love, adore, and cherish
If all these kids dont stop runnin around my house, im going to rasise hell!
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Little demons with heads and tails.
"Man, i hate those little kids"
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Annoying, stupid, and weak side effects of sexual intercourse without protection.
I had unprotected sex with a sexy blonde and now I have to drive to my redneck cousins house for a free abortion. I don't want to have kids.
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Another word for a friends.
Always used in the plural.
You enter a room with more than 1 of your friends:
"Hey kids."
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