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Kids

The reason condoms were invented.

Frick STI, condoms were invented to prevent kids.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

904 up, 92 down


Kids

Psychopaths

These kids are gonna be the end of me.

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

45 up, 5 down


Kids

Karen has them.

Karen took the kids again.

by Gohn Jayne Wacy April 14, 2019

51 up, 8 down


Kids

Something you don't want to have.

"My kids just set the house on fire."

by SoliquidForLife December 7, 2017


Kids

God's punishment for having sex

Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia

by blahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah December 30, 2011

271 up, 79 down


Kids

things that interupt you while your banging you wife.

"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"

by Terrell Robinson January 12, 2004

1091 up, 385 down


Kids

The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.

Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!

by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010

86 up, 44 down