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Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013

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mongerer

A man who lies about how many fish he can catch. To exaggerate the amount of women/men one lays.

Jack: I tell you that party was full of rum cunts. But I did get my dick wet 14 times. 14.
Jill: Jack you're such a mongerer.

by Dumnugget December 20, 2011

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monger

1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)

"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005

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monger

1. One who enjoys hoarding things or accumulating stuff. 2. One who becomes obsessive about an act, concept, or idea.

Jay Leno is a car monger.
The king was a war monger.
She is a such a sex monger.

by boss-daddy from Louisville, KY July 19, 2003

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monger

One who distributes things, people etc

shit monger
whore monger

by tw1st3d May 19, 2003

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monger

another word for defining a retard/window licker.

your monger timmy! stop licking that window!

by Hightvoltage Alan July 7, 2006

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monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 6, 2005

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