poker

some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not

let us play poker

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poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

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poker

When you have an accidental erection while in close proximity to people and accidentally poke someone with it.

Guy: Dude, I had a poker with that chick over there.
Friend: Lucky you!

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poker

what you call it when two people virtually "poke" each other on Facebook for a time period both users should be embarrassed of

You have poked Kaitlyn (about a minute ago)
Kaitlyn has poked you (4 seconds ago)
*Poke Kaitlyn*

You: "Damn that Kaitlyn! We keep playing poker!"

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poker

1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.

"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"

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poker

A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.

You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.

Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?

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poker

n. A sufficient way of losing all of your money, five dollars at a time.

hey, wanna play some poker?
yeah, I got five bucks.

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