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My Dog James

My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny

friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.

by YourLocalApple January 13, 2022

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


oh my dog

A very funny way of saying oh my god.

oh my dog i've never seen that before!

by Elias Catcher December 9, 2006

81πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020


Yanked my dog

1. To piss someone off extremely bad
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger

PD2K: I let Bill borrow my car the other day and he forgot to take the parking brake off and drove all over town with it

Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog

PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog

by cornholous February 19, 2010


Fuck My Dog

An Australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. Used in occasions where the simple term Fuck is not expressive enough.

You are three quarters the way through an assignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire assignment. "Fuck My Dog" (dispair)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)

by AndyOG April 3, 2008

29πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


bury my dog

to stick your penis in the vagina of a woman aka sex

"what are you doing after school?" "I'm going over to Katie's to bury my dog"

"Hey Jenny wanna help me bury my dog" "NO"

by jitterbug March 11, 2008

33πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


My Dog Skohk

1. (n) The name of my dog. I love my dog so much. He's like SO much better than My Dog Skip.

2. Film produced to rival family movies like "My Dog Skip", "Lassie", and "Benji". And "Marmaduke". And "Bingo". And the "Beethoven" saga. And "Milo and Otis", to an extent. And "Homeward Bound". (And so on and so forth.)

scene where TIMMY takes his dog SKOHK to the VET. SKOHK is dying and TIMMY is saddened by this.

TIMMY: My dog Skohk is dying! It hurts to watch him fall when he tries to catch a frisbee or ball! cries.

VET: Yes, Timmy, it's a sad thing. But I'll warn you now, the more you play with your dog Skohk, the harder it will get.

by PennyCostal June 30, 2010

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž