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a place where couples go to make out
Although the haunted house was fun, I think 7 minutes in heaven was better
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A girl who previously had an abortion
I was going to fuck her but I found out that shit was a haunted house a nigga died in that
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The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
This place is our flophouse we’re the flop sit a cvm
Oh my god bestie let’s go watch the Haunted House Video
A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.
"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."
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someone extremely unattractive could do this hypothetically
Damn, that mf was so ugly he could haunt a house.
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The Halloween version of a gingerbread house
Dude I just bought a haunted gingerbread house for 5.99 at walmart
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