Ketchup

A tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not.

Sometimes refereed to as Catsup by ignorant fools.

Jim: Please pass the catsup
Me: What? I'll kill you, damn ignorant fool. KETCHUP!!!

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Ketchuped

When a woman sucks your dick, and when you finish starts smacking the back of your nuts as if you are an almost-empty ketchup bottle.

"DUDE my nuts are soooo bruised from last night"
"Why?! What happened? Blue balls?"
"Nah man, I got ketchuped"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

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ketchup

a bad cook's best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.

every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.

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In the ketchup

Redlining a car's engine

"The cops are tailin us man! Send it in the ketchup!"

Ketchupable

A person who can't spell catchup

For example:
A: Is this game ketchupable?
B: Yesn't

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ketchup

Ketchup is actually from the Cantonese word "ket-zup'" (emphasis on the second syllable) and it means "tomato sauce". It migrated to North America with the workers on the American and Canadian railroads, who often later started chinese restaurants throughout the US and Canadian mid-west.

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ketchup

A red, extremeley viscous liquid made from pureed tomatoes that is often used as a condiment. Was considered a vegtable by Former American President Ronald Regan.

While many Europeans enjoy eating their french fries with mayonnaise, Americans prefer to eat their french fries with ketchup.

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