Get Aboard

A phrase said to someone who misses the point of a joke and/or sarcastic comment by responding to such with an otherwise relevant anecdote.

Stan: Ugh, my hair looks terrible!
Rob: Did you know a rhinos horn is made of hair?
Stan: Dude, get aboard!

All Aboard!

That level in New Super Luigi U that is required to go to the rest of Soda Jungle. It’s an airship. The boss is Bowser Jr. He thinks he’s unstoppable, but he’s a fucking cunt.

Kid 1: “Soda Jungle dash Airship. All Aboard! It’s so damn hard!”
Kid 2 “Want some help?”
Kid 1: “Of course! Thanks!”
Kid 2: “Anytime!”