Assload

The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.

Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.

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Assload

An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.

Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."

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bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

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metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

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english assload

Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload".

"Man, I've got an assload of work to do."
"Metric or english?"
"English. It's just two classes."

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blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

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