johnson rod

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

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oe8

Olde English 800 malt liquor. Usually sold in 40oz varieties. Also see 40 and 8 ball.

I drank me an oe8 after work.

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orange julius

n. The act of pitching a fruity beverage at someone on a bicycle, while speeding past in a car. This act is often initiated by disgruntled boyfriends towards their girlfriends.

Justin: Angie would not let me date other guys, so I gave her the orange julius while she was riding to work today.

Friend of justin: fo' shizzle!

Justin: And the best part is, I have that stupid girl so whipped, I'll still be probing her asshole tonight!

Friend of Justin: Word up!...and BTW quit talkin' and more suckin...oh yeah.

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86

Control agent who dated and married 99. Bumbling idiot who foiled K.A.O.S. plots through idiocy, dumb luck, and tomfoolery.

"it's the old wacky definition of misunderstood word to piss people off trick."

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bike

a dick, cock, or penis.

"What colour is your bike?"

"It's red."

"Hahaha, you idiot."

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in-betweener

n. A turd that has come halfway out, and you don't know whether to force it the rest of the way out or suck it back in.

"I sat down to crap, and all I had was an in-betweener, so I sucked it back in.

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lady of the night

A woman who trades sexual favors for money.

Nelson: "I don't think we have any ladies off the night in globe..."

Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."

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