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Lucky buttwipe

A lucky buttwipe happens when you wipe your butt and your finger slips through the toilet paper

The last time Juan got any action was when he had a lucky buttwipe

by LaB on Twitch December 10, 2015

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buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

by matt February 5, 2004

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George W. Buttwipe

Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.

Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.

His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.

Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!

by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008

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Missouri buttwipe

When you wipe your butt on a ginger friend and turn their hair go from red to brown.

I want to do the Missouri buttwipe to my ginger friend.

by Dkhuame August 8, 2024


Buttwipe

A Fake Swear Word Commonly Known from mike judges beavis and butthead. Buttwipe Sometimes means shit

Darren: Hey you give me your lunch money. Derrek: No you buttwipe

by Overdrawnrose3 June 28, 2023