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I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.
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shorthand for Chinese Girls Addicted to Retromud; quiet reticent females strangely addicted to text based online role playing games; known to ignore reality for countless consecutive hours.
Like it did for Bill Clinton, a cigar will screw you over.
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The only phallic shaped object you can put in your mouth and look even manlier.
He earned his man card lookin' bad ass with that cigar.
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The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.
It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.
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A cigar is a bundle of tightly rolled dried and fermented tobacco. There are many different sizes and shapes, known as the "vitola". The most common shape is the "Corona", known also as a "Parejo".
"I will have a Montecristo No.7 cigar please".
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1. The object niggas use to look cool
2. A finished lollipop that has smoke coming out on the other end
3. The ultimate object that puts you on trigger
4. The object people need to suicide
5. The No1 thing people waste their money on
Chad: Guess what, people vape now
Joe: Really?
Chad: Yeah, bust me a cigar, I ran out
Joe: Nah mine is gone too man
They see a vape on the floor
Chad: MINE
Joe: MINE
Joe wins because he just smoked a cigar. He is on crack.
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A breath freshener for someone who eats shit
DJ Eats so much shit he smokes cigars to make his breath smell better