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Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.
I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge
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A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.
John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"
Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"
John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."
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Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.
Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.
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A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.
Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.
Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.
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The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.
Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?
Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.
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Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..
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