not even

This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.

Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !

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evenity

the state of being completely even

I've repaid all of my debts and favors and have reached evenity.

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even

word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'

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Even!

Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval

He's totally rocking the porn moustache look

Even!

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even

Among multiple meanings, even is used sometimes on the internet (most prominently Tumblr) as the ability to understand an idea that may seem too complicated for that person's intelligence, most often in a negative manner.

Example: I can't even!

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evening

the only time of day when over 90% of people are awake

I wake up at 4pm and go to bed at 8am.
I sleep in the morning, during the day, but awake in the evening.

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even

First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.

I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.

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