moustache

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.

Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives

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moustache

the equivalent of a beard, except for asexuals

"It's so obvious that he's asexual, that she's clearly just his moustache"

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moustache

A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).

Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.

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moustache

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff

yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O

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moustache

something black and hairy above ur lips

Sushil's got a thick moustache ndeed!!!

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moustache

How a Tool spell the word mustache

GUY 1: My Lord Reginold, I believe I want to grow a moustache.
GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.

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moustache

Facial hair between the upper lip and nose usually alvaros have it

Hey alvaro used to have a moustache because
we forced him to shave it off

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